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Short Tag Line:
Are You Our Myth?
I/We are looking for
Before I start know this, every rule has an exception but my wife is the final authority, also I am the male and I am typing this, believe me she reads over my shoulder and approves of every word (and even points out spelling mistakes as I go). Also, we are tired of the people that show interest then just decide to fall off the face of the planet. If you are no longer interested, just let us know. We'd rather you be honest than just avoid us, it's both childish and rude.
Obviously by our name, we are looking for unicorns, or single females, or females that play separately with permission. We aren't interested in BBW (curvy is different than BBW), we would like to have the person around our age or younger, but we know you are as young as you feel. Also, discretion is very important as well. This person should also respect boundaries, and must understand that trust is HUGE with us. We won't lie to you, so don't lie to us.
It all comes down to comfort levels really, we move at the speed of the slowest common denominator. We'd like someone fun that isn't always about going to the club, or partying. We do like to go, out, on occasion but our lives don't revolve around it. A smart ass is a plus, we just like that sort of thing, oh and if you have really corny jokes, we like those too. Being into movies and anime is also a huge plus. Really, if you are a geek, you are our girl :D.
Describe Yourself:
Ok, this part is difficult for us to write because well, we are fairly humble people, tooting our own horn (so to speak) is not what we are good at.
I am: 5'11" tall and 190 pounds, I work out regularly and have good muscle size, but still working on that. I love rock music and have tattoos. I am a smart ass, and I have a sarcastic streak, however I do keep it in check until I know that you can dish it out as well as take it, or you know me well enough that you won't take what I say too seriously. I can carry on a conversation on most topics, as long as I have some interest in them. I'm more the Jeans and a T-shirt type, but I do dress up on occasion. Also I am fascinated by all things dragon (both eastern and western).
She is: 5'6" 120 pounds, petite girl with a nice hourglass shaped body. She listens to a little bit of everything when it comes to music. She is also a smart ass, and loves to banter back and forth. She is tomboyish and isn't afraid of getting dirty. Generally sticks to jeans and a t-shirt, but found that she does on occasion like to wear a skirt or short shorts (which I think she doesn't do near enough of, but I'm biased). She has one tattoo of a dragon on her lower back. She is a bit shy, especially at first, so he may be the one to approach you.
We are: Constantly bouncing smart ass comments back and forth, many people that hang out with us are constantly entertained, those that don't know us might think that we have a horrible relationship. We think that's all part of the fun.
We agree on most things, but have enough differences that we never get bored. We care for each other deeply and are very close. We're he couple you see walking down the mall arguing with each other while our arms are wrapped around each others waist.
Honestly, I guess we really need to be met to be understood.
Tell us about your fantasies and/or real experiences.
Our only real experience happened at a strip club here in Las Vegas, this was our first visit to this particular club, and my wife's second visit to one period.
The young lady came over to us and kneeled in front of my wife, looked me in the eye and asked "Can I molest her?" to which I replied "Please". We went to the VIP room what proceeded was nothing short of a three way heavy petting session. For the first time ever my wife sucked on beautiful breasts and had hers sucked by a beautiful woman. The young lady even asked for permission to touch me, of which permission was quickly granted by my wife, the two of them even held hands and both rubbed the front of my pants.
It was hot, it was sweaty, and it was three bodies (one clothed one partially (my wife's skirt was pushed way up), and one in practically nothing, all curled together. It was hellacious fun.
The bottom line is, that was as close as we have come to what we want, and now that we have been that close, we want the real thing more than ever, it was also the event that made my wife decide she is no longer curious, she is fully bi.
What else would you like to say, do, see, hear about or learn about.
We know what we are looking for is rare, we know single females are the most special in the lifestyle and are near impossible to find. We know what we want, and we know what we are interested in, we don't need your emails telling us that it will never happen, that we should just full swap and forget about it. We've waiting this long for our beautiful unicorn, we can wait longer.
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